I saw a opportunity, and I took it.
Wicked is about a witch who’s NOT really wicked.
The Phantom of the Opera is NOT an opera.
Les Miserables WILL NOT make you less miserable.
"Indeed? I am aware that I am no Don Juan, my dearest Anonyme, but conversely, I would think you would find my hardly noticeable distortions to be quite fine, as many do. Their dismayed, horror-struck expression really is instead intended to express amity and ardor when my oh-so handsome features are so abruptly before their unprepared eyes. Though, like yourself, it seems they also have difficulties looking. Perhaps they were not expecting such striking details?”
"Now, I have an inquiry of my own to pose, if you do not mind. I think I deserve that after my insightful response, wouldn’t you agree? Would you prefer your death be protracted and agonizing, or simple and instant? … You know, perhaps I’ll just choose for myself. The first option sounds to be much more satisfying."
"I warned not only her, but the managers included. I cautioned that if a lack of improvement was displayed, the woman was to be fired. Alas, as always, the unwitting fools gave no attention whatsoever to my generous message— which keep in mind, I gave long beforehand— and let the gawky, amateurish girl continue on bringing disorder onto my stage because she was unable to absorb even an adequate amount of skill to match that of the other performers. I will not permit some useless soul to impair my opera, and if ridding of her being my way is how to avoid such devastation, so be it.”
"I was not planning as such, but you’re heightening the chances of such an occurrence if you continue directing that tone towards me, Mademoiselle."
Gizoogled Phantom of the Opera
(inspired by themelodiesofmidnight's post)
it’s funny because those are basically the lyrics anyway
It’s over now, the music of the night.